My fat cat has gone missing =(

Monday night, he didn't come to bed. I figured he was downstairs getting something to eat. I woke up Tuesday morning and realized he hadn't been to the bedroom all night. We've posted some flyers and Mr. Sporks is checking out shelters right now. I have no idea how he got out of the house.

Spleen: we should make a presentation before the UN assembly
Spleen: and present a plan for betterment of the world via a more liberal application of face-punching