Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

Saturday, September 06, 2008

The foreign policy issue

Since the McCain campaign has not yet heeded my call for a McCain/Cake ticket for 2008, I thought I would propose yet another alternative: McCain/Me. After seeing the Facebook group "I have more Foreign Policy Experience than Sarah Palin" grow to thirty-five thousand strong, I find that I can no longer stand on the sidelines while the GOP's choice is smeared. It is time for me to throw my hat in the ring.

Following the stringent standards used the Republican Party and Sarah Palin's own spokeswoman in this Washington Post piece, I give you the Sporks Foreign Policy Resume Highlights:

  • Lived in over ten cities in three (3) different countries
  • Have visited five (5) additional countries, and many other states within the US
  • Have eaten food from over THIRTY (30) different countries, as well as fusion cuisine, exemplifying my willingness to reach across the aisle
  • Have met people from at least eleven (11) different countries
Since a picture is worth a thousand words, I have included below a map of my foreign policy experience which details how I'm uniquely qualified to deal and reach out to each of these countries. Click on each marker for more details.


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Now, I realize that, technically, I'm not legally allowed to run for Vice President, since I'm not from the US. But, if Mitt Romney can claim that we need "change from a liberal Washington [...] throw out the big government liberals!", I'm sure the party can come up with something for me. After all, reality has never been an obstacle for the GOP.

Vote McCain/Sporks in 2008!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

An alternative Republican ticket for 2008

all links safe for work except on first paragraph.



Since Mr. McCain appears to think that all it will take to sway female voters is a vagina on the ticket, may I suggest an alternative pick for the VP spot: this delicious vagina cake [NSFW] from The Erotic Bakery [NSFW] in Seattle.


The McCain/Cake ticket would offer voters:



Additionally, Ms. Cake offers the following advantages over the current pick:

Sure, Ms. Cake may not know how to field-dress a moose, but I believe the American public would be willing to overlook this shortcoming, even though it's a crucial part of the Vice Presidential duties, because, as Joe Lieberman reminds us, these are no ordinary times. And Vagina Cake is no ordinary VP pick.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

"In Iran, we don't have homosexuals"

Ahmadinejad: In Iran, we don't have homosexuals like in your country
America: LOL

Thursday, September 20, 2007

NPR : Get Out Your Handkerchiefs for Chile's 'Cueca'

NPR : Get Out Your Handkerchiefs for Chile's 'Cueca'


Bafochi
Originally uploaded by Alejandro - Pérez
If there is one thing I might call a regret from my wedding, is that I didn't get to dance a cueca. Maybe I'm getting to be a sentimental as I get older, and maybe it's inevitable for the patiperro to get nostalgic, but this year's Dieciocho had me longing for empanadas, pan amasado with chancho en piedra, some manjar, and a good cueca round. Not that I could dance in my current state, but irrational longings don't seem to care about these things.

As it turns out, "cueca" apparently also means something to do with being in your underwear (in Portuguese maybe?) so in my trolling for dance pictures, I got a number of not-quite-safe-for-work pictures of people in their undies, and a lot of pictures of kids with underpants on their head.

Once I made my way through that, I found a lot of pictures on Flickr, and a decent number of videos on YouTube, too.

Cueca is the national dance of Chile. What's cool about it, is that everyone dances it. Looking through YouTube or Flickr you'll find lots of pictures of people in traditional costume, but also just people in everyday jeans. And, it's a fairly complex dance: there's a set order of moves--figure eights, turns, and demilunes, plus you're supposed to hold your handkerchief a certain way, etc. Of course, it's not rocket science, either, and not everyone does it just so, but still, September arrives, and the whole country must dance.


Bafochi
Originally uploaded by Alejandro - Pérez
There's several styles of different traditional costumes you might wear for this--varying by region, wealth, and so on, but the most common is a huaso (cowboy) with manta (poncho), chupalla (straw hat), and spurs, and the woman in china garb--a simple flowered dress (pictured right). I never much cared for the flowered dress style; partly because it'd make my butt look like a giant cabbage, and partly because people keep starching their skirts and adding layers upon layers of cloth, which doesn't look right to me. A traditional china dress is simply a humble flowered dress (like the one in this video). I preferred the solid-colored, straight skirt and boots (with spurs--no idea if that's traditional or not, but dammit, if I'm gonna put on boots for dancing, I'm putting on spurs) style (pictured left) all black, or black skirt and red jacket.

This afternoon, NPR ran a piece on the dance. MrSporks and I were in the car, and every time a Chilean spoke, he giggled.

"Your people can't pronounce the letter S," he told me when I poked him.

"S is for Commies. La ese es para comunistas," I repeated. Of course, in a Chilean accent, this comes out "la ese eh pa' comunihtah." He wasn't just picking on Chilean speech for no reason: we're notorious for dropping letters, speaking machine-gun fast, and aspirating our S sounds.

At any rate, the piece mentions the breadth of subject (protest, raunchy, traditional), cueca brava (a style influenced by brothels and the criminal underworld), and La Yein Fonda (a play on "Jane Fonda"). Unfortunately they don't touch on the cueca revival of recent years, and there are no web extras (video, sound, or pictures), but being that more often than not the country is altogether forgotten (current issue of Gourmet, which is dedicated to all things Latin American, mentions it in passing once, I think), it was a pleasant surprise.

Edit: blergh, for some reason, Blogger is eating the captions on the pictures crediting the photographers on Flickr. Click on the picture to visit the original.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Lawn chair pilot flies with 105 balloons - Yahoo! News

Lawn chair pilot flies with 105 balloons - Yahoo! News

I'm so jealous.

11:27 <syd|> I loved anything that uses a BB gun as an ad hoc control surface
11:27 <syd|> if only the concorde had a pilot shooting BBs at the flaps it'd have been so much better

Saturday, July 07, 2007

NPR : Former Member of Radical Islam Questions Faction

NPR : Former Member of Radical Islam Questions Faction

Amazing interview on NPR. Make sure to listen to the extended interview, and to read his editorial on The Observer

Monday, July 02, 2007

BBC NEWS | Americas | Bush spares Libby from jail term

BBC NEWS | Americas | Bush spares Libby from jail term

Complete and utter bullshit. The Administration is simply a disgrace.

I should add something: I'm not so naive to have thought that Libby was going to serve his sentence. This had pardon written all over it. But, in keeping with the way these things usually seem to happen, I expected it to be quiet and underhanded, not this blatant middle finger to, well, everyone. Being that Bush has, in fact, been giving America the finger for nearly eight years now, though, I should've known better.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

KUOW was reporting this morning that the man who shot a UW staff member was a British citizen in the country illegally.

Clearly, we must build a fence on the Atlantic.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Goats!

Seattle City Light is bringing goats in to manage blackberries, etc. I like picturing this as an army of Seattle City Light-helmeted goats. Some of them wear bright orange vests in this mental picture.